Committee of Conundrums: Minutes of Misery

Minutes of our latest meeting:

Chairperson Bob was late, again. Again.

Agenda Item 1: "What to do about the thing that's happening"

The committee discussed at length, at great length, about the thing that's happening.

• Item 1: "Let's just ignore it and hope it goes away"
• Item 2: "We should totally just do the opposite of what we're doing now"
• Item 3: "I don't know, can someone else come up with something?"

Next Meeting: "The thing that's happening" - 2 weeks from now, or never.

Hyperlinked subcommittee meetings:

• Subcommittee on Unnecessary Meetings
• Subcommittees of Subcommittees

Disclaimer: This meeting may have been recorded. Or not. Probably not.