Minutes of Misery - Committee of Conundrums

Subcommittee of Subsidence

We met to discuss the meaning of life, but got lost in our own minds.

Our biographies are as boring as our meetings.

Next Sub-Committee: Next Sub-Subcommittee.

We ran out of biscuits.

Previous Minutes of Absolute Emptiness

Important Notes

• Someone left the copier on.
• The air conditioning is still on the fritz.
• Our caterer is late with the snacks.

Adjournment of Despair

We adjourned at 3:47 PM, still confused.

Next meeting scheduled for never.