John: "I had a meeting with my aunt's cousin's brother-in-law. He's in sales."
Jane: "I had a meeting with my book club. We discussed the merits of 'The Joy of Cooking'."
Jane: "Actually, I just looked at my phone during the whole meeting."
Bob: "I had a meeting with my accountant. He said I'm doing great!"
Bob: "Actually, he just said that to get me to pay for his kids' therapy."
Everyone: "We had a meeting with the copier. It was very boring."