MINUTES OF SLEEP

We, the Committee of Conundrums, convened for our 4th meeting on Tuesday afternoon. The minutes of our previous meeting were read, and we collectively yawned.

Chairperson Jane Doe reported that she had not, in fact, slept for 4 hours last night, but only 3.5. The room fell silent, except for the sound of snore.

Under New Business, we discussed the finer points of doing absolutely nothing productive. Motion 1: "Shall we take a nap?" was passed with unanimous agreement, but Motion 2: "Shall we watch Netflix?" was tabled due to lack of consensus.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place. Don't forget your pillow.

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