Committee of Conundrums: Minutes of the Absurd (2024-02-27)

Present: 5 of the 7 members. 3 apologies, 2 absent, 1 on a beach somewhere.

Item 1: The Infinite Coffee Machine

We discussed the infinite coffee machine, which has been making an absurd amount of noise. It's been 3 meetings and counting.

• Member 1: "It's like it's possessed or something!"
• Member 2: "I think it's just a design choice."
• Chairperson: "We need to call in a specialist, or maybe just turn it off."

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