Minutes of the Committee of Conundrums

Our Biographies are as Boring as Our Meetings

Meeting Minutes, Today's Date: 2023-02-27

Attendees:

Agenda:

  1. Review of the meeting minutes from last week's meeting (which was also very dull)
  2. Discussion of the new committee member's biography (which was also very dull)
  3. Decision on the color palette for the committee's new logo (we're keeping it black and gray, because why change what isn't broken?... or is it?)

Notes:

Bert the Boredom: "I'm so excited to be here, I've been looking forward to this meeting all week!" (said no one)

John Doe: "I've read through the minutes, and I have some questions, but they're all just minor quibbles."

Jane Doe: "Can we please just take a break and get some coffee? Or a cookie? Or a nap?"

Decisions:

  1. The meeting minutes from last week's meeting were approved, but not because they were interesting.
  2. The new committee member's biography was tabled, because who cares?
  3. The color palette for the committee's new logo will remain black and gray, because change is hard.

Next Meeting:

The next meeting will be in two weeks, on a Tuesday at 3:14 PM. Don't be late.

Bert the Boredom has volunteered to lead the next meeting, which should be just as exciting as this one.

Subcommittees are available for those who want to participate in more thrilling activities.