Our Secret Sauce Recipe

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Ingredients:

• 3 cups mayonnaise
• 1 cup ketchup
• 1/2 cup pickle juice
• 1/4 cup wasabi sauce
• 1/8 cup regret

Combine ingredients in a blender and stir counterclockwise for 7 times, then clockwise 3 times. Serve at your own risk.

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