We are a committee of conundrums, tasked with finding solutions to problems that don't exist.
We're always looking for people to criticize our conundrums, because what's a conundrum without some good-natured criticism, am I right?
Conundrums ConsultantsWe've got consultants on speed dial, ready to charge you an arm and a leg for their services.
Conundrums CreatorsWe're always looking for new ways to create more conundrums, because, well, that's what we do.
They're the ones who tell us we'll all burn in the fiery pits of despair, because that's just what we need, more fear and uncertainty.
Prophets of DoomThey're the ones who predict our inevitable demise, but hey, at least it'll be entertaining.