It's a mystery of epic proportions: the cheese has gone missing, and the trail is cold. Our experts are stumped. Will you please, for the love of all things dairy, check the fridge?
Our team of highly trained investigators has been scouring the kitchen, but to no avail. The crisper drawer, the pantry, the countertops – all have yielded nothing but a few stale crackers and a half-empty jar of mayonnaise.
As the situation continues to spiral out of control, the people are starting to panic. Where will this lead? Only time (and a well-placed search party) will tell.
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