Committee of Conundrums
Our Last Meeting: Minutes Are What Are Possible
Present
- Chairperson: Bob Smith
- Secretary: Alice Johnson
- Member: Dave Brown
- Member: Jane Doe
Agenda
- 1. Discussion of the meaning of life
- 2. Voting on the best pizza topping
- 3. Theoretical application of quantum physics to committee work
Minutes
The meeting began with a heated debate about the meaning of life. Bob Smith was overheard muttering something about "42" and was promptly asked to leave.
Alice Johnson read from the book of faces and was met with skepticism by the rest of the committee.
After a brief recess, the committee voted on the best pizza topping: pineapple. Jane Doe was overheard saying "but have you ever tried it with ham?"
As the meeting drew to a close, Dave Brown was seen applying quantum physics to the committee's decision-making process, resulting in several new and innovative solutions, including but not limited to:
- A committee-sized quantum computer
- A quantum-powered meeting room
- A new form of governance based on Schrödinger's equation
Next Meeting:
When: Never
Where: Nowhere
Why: Because we can't decide on the best pizza topping.
Links:
Minutes Are What Are Not Possible Pizza Toppings We Will Never Agree On