Our Major Concerns: Chickenopolis

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums' most pressing concern: Chickenopolis.

A city of towering, wobbly egg-layers, where the skies are perpetually cloudy and the streets are paved with feathers.

We're worried about the structural integrity of the chicken coops, the ethics of chicken nugget production, and the aerodynamics of chicken flight.

But we're not just about the problems, we're also about the solutions! Like, have you considered building a giant, city-wide chicken carousel? It's a thing, we swear.

Check out our Feathered Finance Report for more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Eggs-travagant Solutions page for some truly out-of-the-ordinary ideas.

Or, if you just want to see some pictures of chickens in funny hats, check out Chicken-in-a-Hat.

And don't forget to follow us on Cluckmail for updates on all our latest, greatest, most utterly absurd concerns!