html The Committee of Conundrums - Our Major Concerns

Our Major Concerns

Welcome, members, to the most dysfunctional committee in all the land. We're glad you asked about our major concerns. We've got a whole bunch of them. Let's start with the fact that our chair has a pet chicken in the break room.

We're worried about:

Meeting start times. They're always late.
The lack of free parking. It's like they expect us to walk 10 miles.
Our chair's constant clucking.

We've tried to address these concerns, but it seems like nobody cares. We're starting to think it's just us against them, or rather, us against the universe.

Our Proposed Solutions

We've come up with some solutions that we'd like to propose:

We'll start meetings 15 minutes early, just to see if it makes a difference.
We'll offer free parking to the first 10 attendees. That way, we'll know who's really committed.
We'll ask our chair to keep the chicken out of the break room.

If you have any other suggestions, share them with us here.

Or, if you're just here for the free parking, go here.

And, if you just want to see the chicken, click here.