Our Major Concerns: The Ones We're Too Late to Address

The Committee of Conundrums has convened to address the pressing issues of the day. Unfortunately, we're running a bit behind schedule.

Our major concerns include:

• The Unicorn Overpopulation Crisis
• The Free Hug Recession
• The Squirrel Energy Efficiency Initiative

Stay tuned for updates on these and other pressing issues.

Or, you know, just leave us a note. We'll get right on that.