Quantum Leap Folding: A Guide
You've been tasked with folding 1000 quantum leaping folders. Sounds simple enough, but trust us, it's not. Our team of experts has been working on this problem for weeks, and we're still trying to figure out how to fold the last 50 without losing the will to live.
Here's a step-by-step guide to help you avoid the existential crisis that is quantum leap folding:
- Step 1: Fold the first 500 folders with your eyes closed.
- Step 2: Take a 30-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of life.
- Step 3: Fold the remaining 500 folders with a pair of pliers.
- Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you've folded all 1000 folders or lost your mind.