Tacos of Ruin: The Apocalypse Committee's Greatest Fears

Our committee has been tasked with addressing the impending doom of the taco crisis, and we're not just whistling Dixie.

Major Concerns:

• The Crunching of the Tortilla
• The Great Salsa Drought of 2023
• The Carnitas Conundrum

Our committee members include:

• Chairperson Zoinks - The taco connoisseur with a penchant for the crunch.
• Vice-Chairperson Brisk - The taco historian with a love for the drama.
• Secretary Tortilla - The taco enthusiast with a flair for the absurd.