The Vortex of the Laundry Room: A Committee of Conundrums

Where do missing socks go? Is it a conspiracy? A portal to another dimension? A plot by the fabric softener to drive us all mad?

We, the Committee of Conundrums, have been investigating this phenomenon since 2007. We've spoken to experts, consulted ancient tomes, and even built our own laundry vortex.

Join us in our quest for answers, or at the very least, a decent pair of matching socks!

Read our groundbreaking research on the subject.