What is The Vortex, Anyway?
The Vortex: a swirling void of unspeakable terror, a maelstrom of madness, and a vortex of vortexes. Or so we've been told.
We're not really sure, but we're trying to figure it out.
- The Vortex is probably caused by the government
- Alien invasion
- Our neighbor's lawn gnomes
- Maybe just a really strong tornado