Meeting Schedule for the Committee of Conundrums
Monday:
- 8:00 AM - Coffee and existential dread
- 8:30 AM - Meeting starts, someone always runs late
- 12:00 PM - Lunch, where we all eat sandwiches
Tuesday:
- 8:00 AM - More coffee and despair
- 9:00 AM - Agenda items 1-3, where everyone yawns
- 1:00 PM - Lunch, where we all talk politics
Wednesday:
- 8:00 AM - More meetings, because why not?
- 12:00 PM - Free time (HA! Just kidding, it's a meeting)
Thursday:
- 8:00 AM - More meetings, more meetings!
- 5:00 PM - We all go home, exhausted
Friday:
- 8:00 AM - More meetings, because we're masochists
- 12:00 PM - Lunch, where we all complain