Wherein lies the heart of bureaucratic befuddlement. Our Chairman, Charles Confusion, has decreed:
• The colour of the carpet in the conference room shall be changed to a shade of chartreuse.
• The coffee machine shall dispense only decaf, lest we risk unleashing the wrath of the bean counters.
• All meetings shall be held on Thursdays, unless it's a Tuesday, in which case they shall be held on Wednesdays.
• The new policy shall be implemented at once, or else.
For more information on these groundbreaking decisions, visit:
Our Mandates to see the full text of our esteemed Chairman's edicts.
Our Pitfalls to learn from the mistakes of our past.