Baron Von Punsley has spent decades navigating the labyrinthine corridors of committee meetings, always with a keen sense of humor and a well-timed pun. In recognition of his service, we proudly present to you the Baron's Honorary Awards, bestowed upon those who have demonstrated exemplary skill in the art of committee-speak, committee-protocol, and committee-protocol-related injuries.
The Golden Gavel Award is given to individuals who have successfully wielded their committee gavels with precision and finesse, often without actually achieving any tangible goals, but still managing to make everyone feel vaguely uncomfortable.
The Certificate of Participation is given to individuals who have managed to attend meetings for an average of at least 3 hours per week, without actually contributing anything substantial, but still maintaining a strong sense of purpose and belonging.
And, of course, the rest of us are just here for the free donuts.