We, the Committee of Conundrums, have been tasked with the weighty responsibility of defining our own mandate. And, well, it turns out it's not as easy as it sounds.
Our purpose, as stated in our founding documents, is to collectively confound our colleagues with a barrage of confusing jargon and obtuse policy statements.
We take this duty very seriously.
Or do we.
Learn more about our membersOur scope, as defined by our bylaws, is to inconvenience as many people as possible, while maximizing our own sense of self-importance.
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