Meet Steve Johns Snack Strategies, our resident snacking expert. Steve has been perfecting the art of snack procurement for over 5 years, and has developed a comprehensive guide to the optimal snacking experience.
His approach is simple: gather the finest, crunchiest, most delicious snacks and arrange them on a platter in a specific, scientifically-designed configuration to maximize snacking satisfaction.
Steve's snacking theories have been peer-reviewed by the world's leading snacking journals and have been implemented in snacking institutions across the land.
Some of Steve's most notable snacking achievements include:
- The development of the Snack Matrix, a comprehensive system for evaluating and classifying snacks
- The implementation of the Snack Rotation, a snacking schedule that ensures peak snacking efficiency
- The creation of the Snack-ulator, a software tool that streamlines snacking operations