Committee of Conundrums: Our Methods, Solutions, and Tea and Pretenses

Meet the Committee of Conundrums, the esteemed group of experts tasked with finding solutions to the world's most pressing problems. Our methods are unorthodox, our solutions are untested, and our tea and pretenses are always on the table.

Solutions

The Solution to All Problems

Our patented solution involves staring at the problem for exactly 4 hours and 23 minutes, then drinking tea and pretending it's a solution. It's science!

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The Solution to All Problems (Part 2)

We've found that if you just add more tea to the solution, it becomes twice as good! It's like a mathematical certainty.

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Our Methods

We use a unique blend of art and science to come up with innovative solutions. By staring at a problem, then staring some more, we've developed the following methods:

The Method of Staring

Stare at the problem for at least 4 hours and 23 minutes. The more you stare, the more solutions you'll see!

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The Method of Pretenses

Pretend you're a expert in the field. People love pretending, and it's great practice for when you actually become an expert.

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