The Committee of Conundrums: Towel Hacks and Techniques

Our motto is a Moot Point: "A dry towel is a terrible thing."

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Towel Hacks: The Unholy Union of Absorbency

Learn the ancient art of towel folding and wringing, and discover the hidden secrets of the universe through the subtle art of towel manipulation.

Our expert towel hackers will teach you how to:

Fold a towel into a perfect square in under 3 seconds
Turn a towel into a makeshift rope for climbing a sheer wall
Use a towel as a makeshift parachute for landing safely from a high place
Create a towel-based time machine (temporally inconsequential)

Join the Absorbency Club

Join our exclusive club of towel enthusiasts and become a master of absorbency.

Benefits include:

A free towel with every membership purchase
Access to our secret towel-based time share
Invitations to exclusive towel-themed parties
A personalized towel with your name on it (in a font made of tiny towels)