Our motto is a moot, but our towels are not.
Here are the answers:
Q: How many towels does it take to dry off after a 3-hour shower?
A: 17, because the 14 you use to dry the first 14 people you invite in to watch you shower, and 3 for yourself, because you're the real hero.
Q: Why do we love towels?
A: Because they are the perfect accessory for our monthly Committee of Conundrums meetings, where we get tangled up in bureaucratic red tape.
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