You've reached the Department of Solutions Not Presented, where the unorthodox meets the inexplicable. We're not sure why you're here, but that's okay. Maybe you're a time-traveler from the year 3050, searching for answers in a world where everyone has forgotten what questions are.
Or perhaps you're a sentient toaster, sent back to warn us about the impending doom of burnt toast? Whatever your reason, we're glad you're here. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts are ready to present you with... well, not exactly solutions, but some things we found on the floor.
Below, you'll find our latest collection of Floor Foundings, a series of unorthodox ideas that will likely change everything. Or not.