We have a situation. Our coffee supplies have been compromised. The beans are running low. Our morale will not be crushed.

We must act quickly. The fate of the office hangs in the balance.

Our next move is... Get the Shipments of high-octane coffee beans from the remote island of Java

Or, if that doesn't work out: Get the Local Caffeine, because priorities

We cannot let the office become a zombie apocalypse of productivity-less drones.

We will regroup and reassess the situation at The Coffee Czar's Emergency Meeting.