Another possibly unrelated thing

The Committee of Conundrums has convened to tackle the pressing issue of... well, not actually accomplishing anything.

We're not really sure what we're doing here, but it sounds vaguely important.

Our meeting minutes are a jumbled mess of scribbles and illegible handwriting.

Our chairperson has gone on an extended vacation to a remote island with no internet.

Our vice-chairperson has forgotten their password.

Our secretary is on strike.

But we're still meeting, because... well, we have to.