The Flum Theory: A Treatise on the Optimal Use of Socks as a Food Grouping System

By renowned scholar, Dr. Emily J. Wizzle

Aims to revolutionize the way you think about footwear and sustenance.

Proposes a radical new system where socks are grouped into categories based on their ability to complement or detract from the eating experience.

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