Bacon Unification Theory (BUT)

Our team of expert baconologists, fueled by an endless supply of crispy strips, has developed the revolutionary BUT. This groundbreaking theory posits that all of existence is, in fact, a grand tapestry woven from the threads of sizzling bacon.

By applying the principles of BUT, we have achieved the following breakthroughs:

Join our team of bacon-driven scientists and philosophers, and together let us unravel the mysteries of the cosmos, one delicious strip at a time!

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