Our Vice-Chairman's Speeches of the Year

Here are the most notable speeches given by our Vice-Chairman, a master of the art of saying nothing while saying everything.

2022: "The State of the Committee: Mostly Fine, Thanks for Asking"

Delivered with utmost sincerity, our Vice-Chairman's address to the masses was a masterclass in deflection and vague promises.

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2021: "The Committee's Secret Plan to Take Over the World (Or Not)

Our Vice-Chairman's cryptic address to the world left everyone both fascinated and terrified. Was it a joke? Was it a plan? We may never know.

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Other notable speeches:

2020: "The Committee's Annual Talent Show" - a speech so mesmerizing, it's a wonder our Vice-Chairman still has a voice

2019: "The Vice-Chairman's Guide to Procrastination and Other Important Life Skills"