The Great Pant Retriever's Committee of Conundrums Timeline

Below lies the chronicle of our esteemed committee's most illustrious endeavors.

Year 1 (2022): The Committee's Humble Beginnings

Our fearless leader, the Pant King, established the Committee of Conundrums to tackle the pressing issue of missing pants.

Key milestones:

January: The committee's first meeting was held in a cramped storage room.
February: Members discovered the joys of duct tape as a makeshift solution.
March: The committee's first official motto was coined: "We're not lazy, we're just on Pant Retriever Time."

As the committee's reputation grew, so did the demand for pant-retrieving services.

Key milestones:

January: The committee's first official client meeting was held.
February: Members perfected the art of sock puppetry.
March: The Pant King decreed that all meetings shall commence with a group chant of "We're not lazy, we're just on Pant Retriever Time.".

The committee's prowess in pant retrieval reached its zenith, with a 99% success rate.

Key milestones:

January: The committee's first official trophy was awarded, a golden missing sock.
February: Members mastered the art of pant-dance, a dance performed to celebrate each retrieval triumph.
March: The Pant King announced that the committee shall expand to tackle the issue of missing undies.