Committee of Conundrums: Paradoxes of the Plain English - Binary Bible

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we tackle the most mind-boggling paradoxes of the plain English language! We're currently studying the Binary Bible, chapter 5-1000, where we explore the intricacies of 0s and 1s.

What's this all about?

It's a 5,000 page tome that's been lost to the sands of time, hidden deep within the Library of Congress's forgotten shelves. We're talking 5,000 pages of binary code, written in an ancient language that's only decipherable by the most skilled of cryptographers.

Meet our expert panelists!

• Dr. Binarious McBain, Binary Code Expert
• Professor Paradoxia PlainEnglish, Plain English Specialist

Get your hands on our latest research!

Our latest study, "The Binary Bible: A 5,000 Page Odyssey" is now available for download!