Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the air is thick with paradox and the binary code is always buggy.
We're here to tackle the most pressing questions of the day, like the meaning of life, the nature of reality, and why the coffee machine always beeps at 3 am.
3.14: The answer is in the questions
And, of course, the most pressing question of all:
4.999: The answer is in the margin
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5.000: The Binary Bible