The Committee of Conundrums is a think tank dedicated to solving problems that don't actually exist. Our motto: "We're working on it."
We're currently dealing with the Paradox of the Infinite Loop, a policy that has been in committee since 1987.
Subcommittee: Quantum Logic
Subcommittee: Chaos Theory
Decision by Dictatorship - Because Who Needs Democracy, Right?
We're also looking for new members. If you're good at not making decisions, we'd like to meet you!