Meritorious Governance: A Committee of Conundrums
We, the Meritorious Governance Committee, are a group of esteemed experts in the field of governance, but mostly we just sit around and talk about it.
Our ApproachOur approach to meritocratic governance involves a series of complex, interconnected systems and processes, but mostly it's just us arguing over who's turn it is to get the snacks.
Our MethodologyOur methodology involves a series of intricate, Byzantine, and occasionally Byzantine-inspired diagrams and flowcharts, but mostly it's just us staring at each other's spreadsheets.
Our ResearchOur research involves a deep dive into the world of governance, but mostly it's just us reading Wikipedia articles and making up our own conclusions.
Parallel Universe Proposals
We propose that we govern a parallel universe where the laws of physics are different, and the coffee is always free.
This universe will be governed by our patented Meritocratic Governance System, which involves a complex series of nested matrices and recursive functions, but mostly it's just us arguing over who's turn it is to be the boss.
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