We're a committee tasked with making decisions for the sake of making decisions. Our methodology is based on a complex system of arbitrary rules and illogical reasoning.
Methodology of the Absurd Our ApproachWe've created a system of 37 nested boxes, each containing a different flavor of bureaucratic red tape. It's a complex system, really.
View Our Methodology DiagramWe're not actually sure what we're doing, but we're trying.
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