Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we specialize in finding creative solutions to life's most vexing enigmas. And by "we," I mean "me," Philip Jingleheimer, the self-proclaimed "Sultan of Solutions."
Here are some of my most ingenious fixes for the most confounding of conundrums:
And for those who insist on asking, here are some of my most popular solutions:
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some conundrums to attend to.