Quantum Sock Theory
We, the esteemed members of the Quantum Sock Committee, have spent countless hours pondering the intricacies of quantum socks.
It's a tangled web we weave when we consider the fabric of reality and the fabric of our footwear.
Our research indicates that the act of wearing a quantum sock can cause irreparable damage to the space-time continuum.
Learn more about the Socky Theory of Relativity
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