The Krill Whisker Dynamics subcommittee is tasked with studying the intricacies of krill whisker growth patterns in the context of quantum entanglement.
Our research has led us to some fascinating conclusions, including:
- Krill whiskers exhibit a direct correlation with Schrödinger's cat thought experiment
- Whisker growth is influenced by the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
- The average krill has a 37.5% chance of developing sentient whiskers
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