Committee of Conundrums: Philosophy Subcommittee: Krill-Velocity and the Krill in the Mind

Exploring the intersection of quantum physics and existential dread

• Krill Ontology and the Meaning of Meaninglessness
• Krill Temporal Dillemmas and the Paradox of Potentiality

Krill-Velocity and the Krill in the Mind: A Primer

According to our esteemed chairperson, Dr. Balthazar McSnazz, 'the krill in the mind is not just a metaphor, but a literal, observable phenomenon.' This subcommittee is dedicated to exploring the implications of krill velocity on our collective existential angst.

We'll delve into the mysteries of krill-induced existential dread, and how it relates to the meaninglessness of the universe. Join us as we navigate the absurdities of quantum physics and the human condition.

Subcommittee members: Dr. McSnazz (Chair), Professor Punsley McPunsleyface (Philosophy), Dr. Zorvath (Quantum Physics)

Subcommittee motto: 'We're not lost, we're just krilling.'

Subcommittee meetings: Every Thursday, 3 PM, Burrito Lounge, 4th floor

Subcommittee budget: $10 million, allocated for Krill-related research and snacks

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