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Philosophy Subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums

Krill Velocity and the Krill in the Mind of God

By: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Krill-in-the-Mind-of-God Theorist

As we all know, Krill Velocity is the unsung hero of the scientific world. While its human counterpart, the human velocity, gets all the glory, the krill gets none. That is, until now.

Our subcommittee has been studying the intricacies of Krill Velocity for years, and we're thrilled to share our findings with you. It's a wild ride, full of twists and turns, and we're not just talking about the krill's ability to swim backwards.

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