Paradoxical Pottery: The Sub-Subcommittee That Refuses to Glaze

Our current conundrum: The Great Glaze Conundrum of 2023

It started when we tried to glaze a vase, but the glaze kept coming out in clumps. Like, what's the deal with that? Is it a problem with the clay? The glaze? The air? We've tried everything, but it just won't glaze. Maybe it's just us.

Some of our members have proposed the following solutions:

• The Clay Is the Problem
• The Glaze Is the Problem
• It's Both the Clay and the Glaze

We're still working on it. Maybe you can help?