In this section, we're exploring the mysteries of quantum entanglement. Because, why not? It's not like we're not already entangled in a sea of uncertainty.
We're trying to figure out how to get the cat to stop staring at us from across the room. It's like, we're trying to entangle the cat with a laser pointer, but it just won't budge.
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We're working on a machine that can teleport objects from one location to another. Because, why not? It's not like we're not already stuck in a never-ending loop of paperwork.