Meeting Minutes for the Ages
We met on a Tuesday, because, you know, Tuesdays are like, Tuesday-ish.
The Chairperson, a wise and venerable figure in a lab coat, called the meeting to order at 3:14 PM.
The first item on the agenda was "The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything." After a spirited discussion, we decided it's just a bunch of stuff.
We then moved on to "The Best Way to Eat a Bowl of Jell-O" and concluded that a spoon is the answer.
We recessed for a snack and returned to "The Secret to Happiness" only to realize it's just a bunch of cats.