Get in Touch with the Physics Subcommitteemasters
For all your quantum conundrums, paradoxes, and general puzzlement, please contact us.
Email: conundrum@subcommittee.com
Phone: (555) 555-5555 (leave message for Dr. Puzzles)
Address: Our Secret Bunker (don't get lost)
We're located under a pile of books and a really big hat. You might need to climb a ladder.
Or just send a carrier pigeon with a good puzzle.