Energy Drain Bureau Case Files

Case File #EJB-123: "The Case of the Missing Socks"

A mysterious phenomenon has been reported where a user's socks have gone missing in the vicinity of the office coffee machine.

Investigation Notes:

• Interview with Jane Smith: "I was just sitting there, sipping my morning latte, and suddenly my socks just vanished into thin air."
• Witness statements: "I saw nothing, but I heard something suspicious... like a faint humming, a faint whisper, a faint 'suck'."

Sock Ninja Sighting: A Related Case File

Investigation Logs: Energy Drain Bureau