Energy Drain Bureau: Quarterly Reports

Q1 2023 Report: "The Great Battery Suckers of the Universe"

Our team's energy consumption has reached new heights! We've calculated that our office's coffee machine alone is responsible for 3.7 times the energy output of a small village in rural Nebraska.

Department Energy Consumption (kWh)
Reception 120.5
Marketing 34.7
IT 219.2
View our proposed solutions to this crisis!

Q2 2023 Report: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Charging Cords"

Our team's favorite pastime is playing "Find the Charging Cord" – a thrilling game of hide-and-seek involving a single, errant power cord.

Cord Location Days Lost
Behind the Fridge 14
Under the Couch Cushions 7
Inside the CEO's Desk Drawer 42
Read the full investigation into this baffling phenomenon!

Q3 2023 Report: "The Unsettling Truth about the Copier Room"

Our team's love for photocopying their own faces has reached an all-time high – 427 instances this quarter alone!

Copied Feature Frequency
Moustache 147
Goatee 127
Unkempt Hairdo 155
View our next report: "The Dark Side of the Laser Printer!"