Our team's energy consumption has reached new heights! We've calculated that our office's coffee machine alone is responsible for 3.7 times the energy output of a small village in rural Nebraska.
| Department | Energy Consumption (kWh) |
|---|---|
| Reception | 120.5 |
| Marketing | 34.7 |
| IT | 219.2 |
Our team's favorite pastime is playing "Find the Charging Cord" – a thrilling game of hide-and-seek involving a single, errant power cord.
| Cord Location | Days Lost |
|---|---|
| Behind the Fridge | 14 |
| Under the Couch Cushions | 7 |
| Inside the CEO's Desk Drawer | 42 |
Our team's love for photocopying their own faces has reached an all-time high – 427 instances this quarter alone!
| Copied Feature | Frequency |
|---|---|
| Moustache | 147 |
| Goatee | 127 |
| Unkempt Hairdo | 155 |