MEMORANDUM
To: The Time Traveling Tales Committee
From: The Committee of Conundrums
Subject: Urgent: Time Traveling Tales - Temporal Paradoxes and Consequences
Time Traveling Tales - Temporal Paradoxes and Consequences
As we all know, our recent experiments in time traveling have revealed some disturbing trends.
The space-time continuum is getting wonkier by the minute.
We are writing to inform you of the following:
- Temporal Paradox 1: The Great Pizza Paradox - Our team's fondness for 3am pizza deliveries has created a localized distortion in the fabric of space-time.
- Temporal Paradox 2: The Mouse of Uncertainty - Our attempt to test the uncertainty principle has resulted in a mouse running amok in the break room.
- Temporal Paradox 3: The Time Traveling Toilet Paper Debacle - Our use of 4th dimension toilet paper has created a rift in the space-time continuum.
Recommendations:
- Immediately discontinue all time traveling experiments.
- Replace all 4th dimension toilet paper with standard 2D variety.
- Contact Professor T., our resident expert on time-space continuity.
Please respond with your thoughts and suggestions.