MEMORANDUM

To: The Time Traveling Tales Committee

From: The Committee of Conundrums

Subject: Urgent: Time Traveling Tales - Temporal Paradoxes and Consequences

Time Traveling Tales - Temporal Paradoxes and Consequences

As we all know, our recent experiments in time traveling have revealed some disturbing trends.

The space-time continuum is getting wonkier by the minute.

We are writing to inform you of the following:

• Temporal Paradox 1: The Great Pizza Paradox - Our team's fondness for 3am pizza deliveries has created a localized distortion in the fabric of space-time.
• Temporal Paradox 2: The Mouse of Uncertainty - Our attempt to test the uncertainty principle has resulted in a mouse running amok in the break room.
• Temporal Paradox 3: The Time Traveling Toilet Paper Debacle - Our use of 4th dimension toilet paper has created a rift in the space-time continuum.

Recommendations:

• Immediately discontinue all time traveling experiments.
• Replace all 4th dimension toilet paper with standard 2D variety.
• Contact Professor T., our resident expert on time-space continuity.

Please respond with your thoughts and suggestions.