In this seminal work, we boldly assert that time is not a fixed, one-way dimension. No, sir. It's more like a wobbly, stretchy thing that's just as likely to go back on us as it is to move forward. Like a cat in a room full of laser pointers.
Our research, conducted over the course of 47 consecutive cups of coffee, has led us to a shocking conclusion: the space-time continuum is actually a giant, cosmic game of telephone. You know, the kind where everyone's saying "no, no, no, I'm sure I saw it go this way" and everyone else is just, like, "uh, yeah, no, you saw it go that way."
We propose a new theory, one that we like to call "Relativity 2.0." It's like the original, but with more cat pictures. Lots more cat pictures.
Read on, if you dare: